Biography

= = = = =__Biography__ By: Alanna= =Please disscus with me on my biography.=

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Dear Group, What fact do you want on Thomas Funge's life? I really need to know. Also, do you mind if Thomas Funge's wife is named Deborah De Scotto and his daughter Margot? (pronounced Margo) Do you want me to make another kid and/or rename someone? Please tell me! Alanna

Ok, i think it is good for Thomas funge to have a wife and daughter, and those names are suitible.-Wayne Here are some facts about Thomas Funge. 1. He killed a lion. 2. He could write with both hands. 3. He could speak German and French. 4. He accidently burned down a buliding, and was short-tempered. 5. He was a Christain If you disagree with any of these facts, then it's my VOCATION to fix those facts. Alanna

Dear Sir or Ma'am, I am sorry. I cannot get my brainstorm on this page yet I hope that this can be a life-saver for my 20 points. Maybe if you give your bubbl.us username, I can send it to all of you. Tell me it tomorrow or when you get a chance IN SECRET!!! Alanna 8-) Let's say he didn't kill a lion because that is just unrealistic. He also have to speak Hawaiin and English too. I don't think he should burn down a building, because **that** is just unrealistic as well. He couuld be Christain, I agree. -Ray Okay, so if he didn't kill a lion, what animal should he kill? Also, arson IS realistic. It happens almost every day, but it's rare that it will happen to you. Also, many people kill lions. It's not like he didn't kill him with his bare hands! Who do you think he is? Samson? What is arson and Samson. I said that The part where Thomas Funge burned down a building is unrealistic. why does Thomas Funge have to kill an animal? We can just say that he is a very goo swordsman. He could be short tempered. -Ray

Ok, let's get this straight, Thomas Funge was born on Reyner island, and we do not have lions on Reyner island, and if he burned down a building in his past, who would want him as a general?!?!?!? he might burn down the entire army base!!! hey, i think that we should forget about German and French, because those countries are on the other side of the world! let's just say that Thomas Funge speak hawaiian and english along with the other residents of Reyner Island, it is true that he is Christian, and that he is a good swordsman.-Wayne Wayne is right. What Wayne said make sense. -Ray Just so you know, "arson" is the fancy word for "burning stuff" and Samson was a judge in Bibical times and was the strongest man in the world. He could kill a lion with his own two hands! And also, who said that there are no lions in Reyner Island? I didn't say it couldn't be a mountain lion. Mountain lions live in North America and Hawaii counts too, so there should be mountain lions in Reyner Island! Also, just because you burn a buliding ACCIDENTLY doesn't mean no one wants you to be a general! I mean, if he did it 3479 times in one year, of course not but one in his whole life, they would make an acception. Alanna :c|

Ok, i guess you make a point, he could burn down a building, but why is there lions on Reyner island, if he did kill a lion, when did he kill it?-Wayne Maybe Thomas Funge killed the lion because he and his wife were one vacation somewhere, but a lion came up and nearly attacked Debaroah. Thomas could've saved two people from a grusome death. 1. Debaroah 2. Did I mention that she was pregnat with Margot? I mean, if you had someone you love very much who is pregnat and is getting herself eaten because she is too weak to fight, and you had a bowie knife, what's going to problably happen? I thought so. Alanna 8c) I have a question, do lions live in rainforests? And lions don't just come up to people and kill them. And how did Thomas killed the lion. How can a person accidently burn down a building???? -Ray Of course they do! Or why would they be called "King of the Jungle"? Ha Ha! Okay, so they don't live in rainforests, but they do live in mountains. Maybe Spring Mountains can have some mountain lions. Thomas Funge could've killed the lion with a BB gun, a bowie knife or a sword, so being a good swordsman might come in handy. Actually, lions DO come out and kill people if they feel threatened, or if that creature is a threat. And humans are the biggest threat for animals yet! Maybe Thomas Funge was in school, mixing chemicals when suddenly, his expiriment caught on fire! And he burned down the school buliding. He would be every kid's hero! Alanna :cD But why would Thomas Funge threaten a lion. I don't think any person is stupid enough to threaten a lion. And I don't think lions get killed by BB guns. I thought Thomas Funge was a swordsman, do swordsmen mix cemicals? -Ray

Well, Alanna did make a point, accidents can happen, i almost burned down my garage when i was three, i played with matches, but i did not get the part when you said that Debaroah was pregnant wiht margot, Alanna. Gender problem.-Wayne Is Debaroah a girl or a boy? And when did Thomas burn down a building? -Ray Um, Hello? Debaorah MARRIED Thomas Funge, became PREGNANT, with Margo, which means that Margo was developing inside Debaorah (I'm not good at explaining this, so maybe [|www.brainpop.com] can help you. Sign in and click on HEALTH, then click on BABIES), so Debaorah has to be a girl, and he could be our age when he burned down a building. Alanna Next time Alanna, when you say "he", you have to put Thomas Funge somewhere. Because we have no idea who you are talking about. "He" is a pronoun, but you never mentioned any boys exept for the "he". When did Thomas Funge bur down a building? -Ray wha da what??!!! who in the world is "the he"?-Wayne